My Cheat Skill Glitched, So I Beat the Game with Forbidden Tricks

Every world I transmigrate to, my system hands me a completely useless cheat. A God-Tier Tycoon system in the apocalypse where money's worthless? An Apocalypse Lord system that arrives after the world's already saved? A Dream Fulfillment system that turns a middle-aged man into a magical girl? When your golden finger keeps malfunctioning, there's only one solution: throw the rulebook out the window and clear each world through the most absurd, unconventional methods imaginable. Who needs a proper system when you've got creativity, chaos, and zero shame?