My Cheat System Is Unhinged, Forcing Me Down the Crooked Path

Chen Wu wakes up as a black donkey in a cultivation world—a shapeshifting demon beast with some very impressive 'assets.' The bad news? He's been framed for cuckolding a Dragon Palace prince, and now they want his donkey meat on a platter. The good news? He's unlocked a bizarre farming talent that lets him cultivate power through the most unorthodox methods imaginable. What starts as innocent valley farming spirals into stealing cultivation techniques, building paper Buddha kingdoms, and accidentally seducing his way through the immortal realms. Chen Wu just wanted a peaceful life tending peac…