My Sarcasm Rewrites Reality

Lin Tao wakes up in the Xuanzhen Realm—a brutal world ruled by martial might—trapped in the body of a weakling. But fate grants him the most absurd cheat: every snarky comment he makes literally rewrites the laws of reality. Mock a villain's intelligence? Watch him spiral into self-contradicting madness. Roast an ancient formation? It glitches like broken code. When Lin Tao ridicules a sacred treaty as 'predatory fine print,' forgotten history erupts back into existence, revealing humanity's darkest secrets. In a world where power is everything, his sharpest weapon isn't a sword—it's his mouth…