My Sarcastic Thoughts Exposed: The Entire Imperial Court Dotes on Me

One minute you're a college bookworm, the next you're a doomed princess scheduled for live burial with the emperor! Shen Xuanxuan's transmigration luck is truly spectacular—born to an unfavored concubine, with a twin brother still in the womb, and a survival system that only grants five measly minutes per complaint. So she vents. A lot. The problem? Her sarcastic inner monologue keeps leaking to the entire imperial court! When her dire prophecy about the dynasty's collapse in five years reaches the emperor's ears, suddenly everyone from ministers to generals wants to protect this sharp-tongued…