My Cat Is Cultivating Immortality

They say cats don't live past six years, dogs don't past eight—after that, they start acting strange. My cat just asked me for eighty-one broad beans. When a wandering Taoist reveals my ancient feline has a celestial destiny and is secretly cultivating immortality, my ordinary life spirals into a world of mystical beasts, hidden sects, and supernatural mysteries. Who knew my lazy pet was on the path to godhood?