System Grants Me Cultivation: Farming Makes Me Invincible

Xiao Ling transmigrates with the universe's most useless cheat—a farming system that nearly gets him killed on day one. Freezing and desperate, he latches onto the first immortal he sees and screams "Dad!" That random act of shamelessness? It lands him as the personal disciple of the Nine Heavens Sect's most powerful master. Now his spirit rice glows like starlight, his spirit fish perform choreographed dances, and—oh right—there's an ancient divine tree sprouting from his forehead. While other cultivators fight for scraps of power, Xiao Ling just keeps planting seeds and accidentally becomes…