My Disciples, Stop Leveling Up! My Cultivation Is About to Explode!

All Xiao Xian wanted after transmigrating was to laze around in the sun—until fate cursed him with the universe's most infuriating system! The harder his disciples train, the stronger he becomes without lifting a finger. His destined-hero disciple coughs blood from overtraining? Xiao Xian breaks through in his sleep. His ice-cold swordswoman achieves enlightenment? He yawns and syncs her insights while snacking. His loli berserker punches mountains to dust? He just wishes she'd stop making such a mess. And that scheming demoness disciple? She's blocking his sunlight. Now his cultivation is sky…