After My Family Read My Mind, They Killed the Heroine

Reborn as cannon fodder destined to drown at birth, baby Chu Xiaoxiao refuses to play along. Armed with knowledge of the original plot and a brutally honest inner voice her entire family can hear, she rewrites fate one savage thought at a time. Her commentary spares no one—not her incompetent father, the idiotic emperor, or the scheming female lead gunning for the throne. When the emperor catches wind of her hilariously blunt predictions, he orders his eight-year-old crown prince to bring her to the palace. The prince eagerly accepts. Chu Xiaoxiao's response? "Get lost. I'm three." A wild ride…