My Life Has Narration

One poisoned mushroom changes everything. Video blogger Su Qing wakes up to find his life invaded by an omniscient narrator who won't shut up. "Morning has come—it's mating season for the animals." "That meal? Fermented overnight. Eat it and enjoy hospital-speed internet in thirty minutes." "Keep driving and your car gets wrecked in three seconds. Good luck." Armed with sarcastic warnings and unsettling predictions, this mysterious voice turns Su Qing's ordinary existence into a chaotic survival game where every choice comes with divine commentary.