Roasting My Way to Immortality

Shen Xian's transmigration to the cultivation world comes with a death sentence—unless he embraces the most embarrassing survival method imaginable. His cheat ability? Roasting people powers up his cultivation, but every insult must be spoken aloud for maximum humiliation. When he calls a bald elder a "walking egg," the man sprouts a full head of hair, and suddenly Shen Xian's hailed as a miracle healer with questionable bedside manner. Teaming up with Ye Han, an icy sword cultivator with a secret fear of ghosts, seemed like a good idea—until the system orders him to publicly diagnose the Demo…