Trash to Heavenly Venerable: I Cultivate Through Roasting

Lu Fan wakes up in a cultivation world as the clan's biggest joke—zero spiritual roots, zero talent, and a broken engagement courtesy of a princess who couldn't dump him fast enough. Just when the mockery reaches peak levels, his cheat system activates with one rule: talk trash, gain power. Suddenly, the path to immortality isn't about meditation and elixirs—it's about devastating comebacks and maximum cringe. He weaponizes Tang Dynasty poetry to humiliate scholarly rivals, crashes the economy with hot pot franchises, and shatters villain confidence with his legendary "social death" aura. Whil…