My Ex-Lovers Rule the Heavens—Why Would I Ever Ascend?

Ye Anshi has a talent for attracting trouble—specifically, powerful women. The ice-cold beauty, the battle-obsessed prodigy, the innocent sweetheart, the dangerously devoted yandere, even a legendary saintess... He's romanced them all. The problem? Every single one ascended to the Upper Realm shortly after their relationship ended. Now they rule the heavens as supreme cultivators, and the cultivation world expects Ye Anshi to follow. But he's finally comfortable! Why trade his carefree life in the mortal realm for awkward reunions with exes who've become god-tier powerhouses? Unfortunately for…