The wedding venue had transformed into the set of a sci-fi thriller.
The Trump Baby had been retrofitted into a mechanical flower boy, its propeller-crowned head scattering electronic petals. The Putin Teddy Bear, its limbs replaced with hydraulic actuators, was reciting "To the Oak" in Russian. Most tragic of all was DT the Cat Governor, who had been forcibly adorned with a lace veil, a "Bridesmaid" LED sign hanging from his tail.
"[Mechanical assimilation at 87%]," The System displayed a 3D model of the Steel Bride, "[Your fiancée is about to be upgraded to Android 18.]"
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