The moment the Chaos Groom crawled out of the photograph, the entire wedding venue fell into a bizarre silence.
The creature possessed Young Father Qi’s gentle eyes, the Mechanical Masked Man’s metallic chin, and Omega Qiyue’s weather-beaten stubble. A pair of fuzzy cat ears sat atop his head, and a gleaming "Best House-Husband" badge was pinned to his chest—he was the spitting image of a "perfect husband" concept art randomly generated by an AI.
"According to Chapter 3, Article 14 of *How to Be a Good Father, Good Husband, and Good Pet Simultaneously*," the Chaos Groom said, his voice a triple-layered mix that sounded like a broken radio simultaneously broadcasting a love song, a scientific lecture, and a cat’s meow, "The first day of marriage should include: 1. Making breakfast for the wife, 2. Helping with the child’s homework, and 3. Regularly trimming cat claws."
Chapter 115