Qiyue's left-hand Cat-Claw USB Drive was plugged into the Memory Chip, emitting a "hiss-click" noise like an old dial-up computer. A torrent of blue data streams spewed out, dyeing the entire wedding venue in the eerie hue of an all-night internet café.
"[Loading progress: 25%]," The System's pop-up window turned into a retro pixel art style, "[Gentle Reminder: 1. Please do not shake your body. 2. Prepare tissues. 3. This crappy chip is laggier than a pirated OS.]"
Omega Orange Cat used its tail to wrap around a bottle of vodka and poured it over the data cable: "Siberian-style overclocking!"
Chapter 126