My Rations Came Back and Stole My Wife

They say one lovesick fool ends in heartbreak, but two lovesick fools last forever. Qinan Yan is an ancient spirit born from heaven and earth itself—a being who forged his own body into a legendary sword. When that blade shattered in the final war between gods and demons, his essence scattered across three thousand worlds. Five thousand years later, he awakens to find the old gods vanished and a new celestial order risen. After guarding the heavens for centuries, he finally sets out to recover his lost fragments... mostly out of boredom. But there's a catch: in every world he visits, the same…