My Pirated System Has Ridiculous Side Effects—Even Villains Beg Me to Stop!

One stolen book. One global manhunt. One very confused guy in his underwear. Lin Yi just wanted a normal life, but after accidentally binding a knockoff system, everything went sideways—literally. While other protagonists get harems and godlike powers, Lin Yi gets humiliating side effects that turn every ability into a public disaster. Now hunted by the terrifying Legalist organization and stuck with System Xiao Ai (who insists he's just a "backup plan"), Lin Yi must survive in a world where his pirated cheat codes cause more chaos than conquest. Welcome to the most embarrassing power fantasy…