I Spoiled the Primordial World Into Chaos

Reborn as a defective clay figurine with 72 hours to live, Su Ming binds to the Heavenly Dao Live Stream and starts dropping modern-world spoilers that shatter ancient myths. The Investiture of the Gods? Just Heaven's IPO scheme. Yang Jian's divine axe? WiFi-enabled. As immortals and gods scramble to understand terms like 'blue screen' and 'stock options,' the carefully orchestrated primordial timeline spirals into hilarious pandemonium. One livestream at a time, Su Ming rewrites destiny itself.