My Summoned Beasts Are Hilariously Overpowered

When rifts tore reality apart a century ago, Earth entered the age of superpowers—and Lu Heng awakened as a Summoner with the weirdest roster imaginable. His team? An evil god's spawn that drives enemies insane while munching snacks. A teleporting lackey who slaps skills out of existence. A organ-stealing nightmare that redirects damage. And a righteous symbiote so morally superior it shames foes into self-destruction. Battles become comedy shows as Lu Heng's bizarre companions turn every fight into absolute chaos. Who needs normal when weird wins wars?