Everyone's Blind: My Tractor Is Totally Civilian!

Chen Tian's family company is failing—until he drops a bombshell blueprint: "Dad, let's turn tractors into mechs." Three months later, pirates seize a Chinese cargo ship on live TV. Chen Tian deploys his "civilian rescue fleet": ten heavy trucks that transform mid-ocean into towering steel war machines, vaporizing pirates with laser fire. The world panics. Foreign powers accuse China of treaty violations. Officials calmly wave civilian vehicle licenses. That night, a military general knocks on Chen Tian's door: "You're telling me this is a tractor?"