Naruto: The Akimichi Clan's Unexpected Hero

One heated online argument about Naruto later, and I'm reborn in the Hidden Leaf Village—not as the legendary Naruto, but as an overweight nobody from the Akimichi clan. No special bloodline, no cheat abilities, just a fat kid born in the same generation as the future Hokage. My keyboard warrior nemesis cursed me with this fate: survive the brutal ninja world without plot armor or protagonist privileges. Can an ordinary clansman with nothing but determination and a love for the series change his destiny? In a world where even side characters die brutal deaths, I'll prove that knowing the story…