Naruto: I Don’t Want to Work Hard

Start with Flying Thunder God? Nah, I’m just the ninja world’s biggest slacker! Naruto says: No big dreams in this life. I just wanna lie around, coast, and live off someone else’s dime... Not proactive! Not rejecting! Not promising! Not responsible! That’s my ninja way, Uzumaki Naruto! My jutsu? One trick: the Rasengan. Elemental releases, bloodline limits, tailed beasts, sugar mamas... I’ll sell my damn kidneys for ’em!!!!