Naruto: Sasuke, This Plot Twist Wasn't in the Script!

One overworked college student. One fatal all-nighter. One very unfortunate reincarnation as Sasuke Uchiha—right before the massacre. Armed with nothing but half-remembered anime clips and a snarky ancestor living rent-free in his head, our hero must navigate a world where everyone wants him dead, traumatized, or both. But when Uchiha Izuna starts backseat-driving his body and calling Madara 'big brother,' things get complicated fast. Can a clueless transmigrator survive the Naruto-verse's death traps with only an ancient ghost and terrible life choices? Spoiler: probably not, but it'll be hil…