Naruto: Wait, You Call This a Medical Ninja?!

Reborn into the Naruto world with a divine Medical System, you become Tsunade's disciple—but this is no ordinary healer's path. Heal an Uchiha? Gain Genjutsu immunity. Treat Orochimaru? Unlock Edo Tensei. When Danzo plots against you, the solution is simple: injure your enemies, then heal them back—after all, a medical ninja needs patients, right? Even reanimated corpses aren't safe from your 'treatment.' Madara declares you surpass Hashirama. Jiraiya wants you as his muse. In a world of shinobi, you've redefined what it means to be a medic.