Naruto: Wait, None of You Are Straight?

A chaotic BL romp through the Naruto universe where nothing is sacred and everyone's suspiciously close. Fresh from the Demon Slayer world, Uchijima Seiya crash-lands in Konoha and immediately becomes sworn brothers with Obito—only to find the future Fourth War mastermind eyeing him with increasingly questionable intent. Time-traveling to save the White Fang? Check. Meeting Nagato? Sure. But why is the entire shinobi world convinced he's Uchiha Madara's secret lover? This is pure comedic chaos with BL undertones, where the protagonist meddles in everyone's fate and the plot careens wildly betw…