Golden Pill at the Start: My Donkey and I Rule the Ages

Chen Fan crashes into a cultivation world with the universe's most cunning companion—a donkey. Armed with a bizarre trait system that bends reality, he stumbles from one absurd windfall to the next: legendary pills fished from thin air, ancient treasures thrust into his lap, and divine beasts that are just... livestock? As he and his four-legged partner barrel through realms from mortal dust to immortal peaks, rivals seethe with envy. The sect's prized disciple bleeds for glory while Chen Fan accidentally seduces senior sisters and plunders ancestral vaults. In an era where the heavens themsel…