No Joke, Rocks Really Asked Me to Be Captain!

Rhodey thought transmigrating to the pirate world would finally give him the family he always wanted—until the Celestial Dragons turned his dream into a nightmare. Powerless and talentless, he could only watch as his loved ones were slaughtered in a twisted game. But grief awakens something darker. A system grants him the power to absorb others' attributes, transforming him into the world's strongest Haki wielder. Now, he's a force of nature who slaughters Celestial Dragons like weeds. Family is gone. Morality is dead. And anyone foolish enough to stand in his way will learn what true terror m…