Absurd! This Vampire Actually Sunbathes for Power?

A vampire who charges up under the sun like a solar panel? Meet our "disabled" protagonist who's mastered the art of playing victim while secretly being the most overpowered being alive. One moment he's claiming polio, the next he's kicking wanted criminals to death. Caught red-handed by officers, he spins wild excuses faster than he absorbs sunlight. From fake disabilities to vegetative states, his cover stories keep evolving—but so do his absurd powers. In a world where vampires should fear daylight, this shameless con artist has turned the entire supernatural rulebook upside down.