Observing Humans in a Café

Su Nuan inherits a café that defies reality—where coffee is brewed with god blood, accounts are kept by quantum mushrooms, and the staff includes a chubby orange cat wearing a mysterious collar and a spacetime poet who rewrites physics with every footstep. The universe runs on absurd rules: skip the cat's Thursday sardines and the solar system dims, hugs must be registered as financial derivatives, and humanity exists as a 'cringe exhibit' in some advanced civilization's cosmic zoo. When the gaze of distant stars threatens to unravel everything, Su Nuan and her impossible team decide to rewrit…