The Assassin Who Became a Busty Granny and Fought a Ridiculous System

Modern assassin Xiao Qing dies on a mission and transmigrates—but into the body of a voluptuous elderly woman with a 38D chest, multiple lovers, and a starving family during a famine. As if adjusting to life as a grandmother wasn't humiliating enough, a maddening system spirit demands she boost her skeletal family's combat power or face dire consequences. Armed with assassin skills in a granny's body, she must navigate ancient politics, feed her ragtag household, and complete absurd missions while her new assets cause constant trouble. It's survival, strategy, and sheer comedy as the deadliest…