My Mother Insists She Met the White Snake Immortal

Old Madam Han swears she's a legendary immortal cultivator—never mind that her talismans are dismissed as "beast-repellent scribbles," her miracle pills poison more than they heal (costing her son a fortune), and her "immortal husband" is actually a TV drama heartthrob from her past life. Armed with unshakable confidence and the mysterious phrase "Farewell, Immortal Master Han" that plays with its own background music, she's determined to prove her mystical prowess. Her three children can only watch in exasperation: the eldest begs her to stay home, the second throws money at the problem, and…