MMO: I Speak, You Obey

The Creator got bored watching his universe tear itself apart over resources, so he did what any omnipotent being would do—turned the entire cosmos into an MMO and rolled a priest alt. Now undercover as a cute newbie, he's teaming up with raid bosses, sabotaging his own party, and healing so poorly his teammates would recover faster by standing still. Every monster? Just another civilization he threw into the grinder. That legendary drop your guild desperately needs? He's tweaking the rates in real-time. Humanity finally cracked the world boss strategy after months of pain? Hotfix deployed. We…