He looked at the four wild boars in front of him, and involuntarily, background music switched to the theme song of the "Wrong, Wrong, Wrong" by the Xijianchui group.
"Braces girl, helpless beauty.
Sister has such powerful beautiful legs.
Find an American girl, embrace her for love.
Leave quickly, what are you doing, girl.
Ah, monster, helpless beauty.
My girl is arriving soon.
Still an American girl, who can compare to her beauty.
Sighing at you, endless love.
It's too inhumane.
Even a melody like this floated out of Zhu Ermao's mind.
This isn't just inhumane, it's utterly barbaric.
Why would these four wild boars be here?
When Zhu Ermao saw the four wild boars, they also saw Zhu Ermao and immediately lumbered over.
These four wild boars were quite unique, entwined with vines, and actually wearing hats made of green plants on their heads, looking rather peculiar.
Zhu Ermao gave a wry smile; escaping was obviously impossible, and besides, he had a mission, with the weasel above watching him covetously.
Even more, the eyes of the four wild boars turned red when they saw Zhu Ermao, mistaking him for someone trying to steal the bride, and they immediately surrounded him.
The leading wild boar asked impolitely, "Why are you here? We didn't invite you."
"Exactly, do you have some unspeakable secret?" another urged.
Hearing their words, Zhu Ermao nervously took a step back, his mind in turmoil. Had he been discovered?
He didn't even dare to look up at their eyes, afraid they would truly realize he was there to cause trouble.
Just as Zhu Ermao didn't know what to do, a girl's voice suddenly called out.
"You're here."
The voice was so familiar, yet he couldn't recall it for a moment, so he looked behind him.
He saw Xiǎo Fāng, whom he hadn't seen in a long time, standing not far away, looking at Zhu Ermao.
This surprised Zhu Ermao even more. Not only did he encounter these four non-mainstream wild boars here, but he also met Xiǎo Fāng.
"Why are you here?" Xiǎo Fāng walked over, asking curiously.
"I... I was just passing by," Zhu Ermao said, sounding a bit guilty. After speaking, he nervously asked, "You... why are you here?"
Hearing Zhu Ermao's words, Xiǎo Fāng slowly looked up, wanting to speak, but opened her mouth and said nothing.
And the non-mainstream leader behind them loudly declared, "Elizabeth Xiǎo Fāng and I, Dìgǔlāsī Tiězhù, are getting married today. Why do you think she would be here?"
Hearing the wild boar's words, Zhu Ermao felt depressed. These beasts naming themselves was bad enough, but they also liked to add a prefix, was that really so stylish?
"He's a guest I invited. You are not allowed to be rude to him," Xiǎo Fāng said, calling out to the four wild boars.
Then, biting Zhu Ermao's tail with her mouth, she led him into the valley.
As Zhu Ermao went inside, the weasel on the mountain had an even more sinister and cold gaze, even drooling at the corner of its mouth.
The four wild boars watched Zhu Ermao slowly walk in. They wanted to stop him but were afraid of Xiǎo Fāng's scolding.
They were angry at not going up, so they stood there, resentfully watching their retreating backs.
"Damn guy, isn't he just a mongrel pig? Why is he so smug? If it weren't for the one-eighth imported bloodline you have, who would bother with you?" the leading wild boar grumbled unhappily.
The wild boar subordinate looked at the sunlight, then at the green leaf hat on his leader's head, and quickly flattered, "Boss, the green on your hat is even more vibrant."
"Really? I knew my hat was greener than yours, didn't I? How is it, boss is boss, right? My judgment wasn't wrong, was it?"
He said this while smugly walking into the valley, even unusually proud, completely forgetting the unpleasantness Zhu Ermao had caused him earlier.
The wild boars behind him quickly said pleasantries, following behind.
As the four wild boars slowly entered, the valley regained its tranquility, but inside, it was bustling.
Xiǎo Fāng, pulling Zhu Ermao, walked around the valley, pointing to the scenery here and the delicious food there.
At this moment, Zhu Ermao's heart was in turmoil. What should he do?
Should he listen to the weasel and lure the wild boars away so they could catch chickens?
Or should he tell the wild boars about the situation above and try to deal with it.
So he remained silent, not even listening to Xiǎo Fāng's introductions, his mind preoccupied with thoughts.
Suddenly, Zhu Ermao bumped into something, which brought him back to reality. He looked at what was in front of him.
He saw Xiǎo Fāng had stopped and was looking at Zhu Ermao curiously. This made Zhu Ermao feel even worse. Xiǎo Fāng trusted him so much, should he really deceive her?
"Whatever you have to say, just say it. I know you're here for a reason," Xiǎo Fāng looked at Zhu Ermao very seriously.
Hearing Xiǎo Fāng's words, Zhu Ermao's heart skipped a beat. He thought, "Oh no, has Xiǎo Fāng discovered something?"
He even looked nervously at Xiǎo Fāng, but due to his guilty conscience, he quickly lowered his head after a glance.
This made Xiǎo Fāng even more convinced that Zhu Ermao had something on his mind, so she spoke again, "What? You still won't say it at this time? If you wait any longer, you won't have a chance."
Based on Xiǎo Fāng's tone, it seemed she knew everything about Zhu Ermao's business, which made Zhu Ermao more flustered. He wanted to speak but dared not.
He stood there stammering like a child who had made a mistake.
Seeing Zhu Ermao's indecisiveness, Xiǎo Fāng gritted her teeth, mustered her courage, and said to Zhu Ermao, "I know, I know everything. Since you won't say it, I will."
Hearing Xiǎo Fāng's words, Zhu Ermao nervously looked at her, his eyes full of surprise.
Faced with Zhu Ermao's gaze, Xiǎo Fāng became even more certain that her guess was correct. She quickly said, "I know you're here on an important mission. Since you're too embarrassed to say it, I'll say it."
Without waiting for Zhu Ermao to speak, she stared at Zhu Ermao and said again, "When I left you before, you said your destiny could be changed. I didn't believe it at first, but when I saw you outside, I believed it. It can indeed be changed. Are you here to take me away this time?"
After speaking, her eyes were full of hope, looking at Zhu Ermao with affection, placing all her hope on him.
Zhu Ermao, at this moment, felt like he had been hit by a truck, too depressed to describe.
This misunderstanding has grown too large...