Primordial Chaos: I'm Done Being Human

Lin Dong awakens in the Primordial Era with the ultimate cheat: a "Not a Human" System that turns him into the cosmos's greatest troublemaker. Armed with the Daoist name Xuan Wan Zi—literally "Mischievous Bastard"—he crashes the Dragon-Phoenix War for profit, sabotages the battle between Dao and Demon, and even disrupts Hongjun's sacred sermon at Zixiao Palace. While saints struggle toward enlightenment, this shameless rogue delays their ascension at every turn, driving the Dao Ancestor himself to the brink of madness. In a world of ancient gods and cosmic tribulations, being human is overrate…