Immortal Slacker: Billions of Years in Primordial Chaos, Now Crashing on a CEO's Couch

He cultivated for eons in the primordial chaos until even his sign-in system gave up and died. Now, ancient immortal Ling Ye returns to modern Earth with one goal: retirement. But his ancestral home is gone, replaced by a stunning CEO's luxury villa. Seeking shelter on a rainy night, he's mistaken for a burglar—until his "ordinary tea leaves" resurrect a century-dead orchid with a single breath. As CEO Su Wanqing's reality crumbles, Ling Ye realizes his backpack of "useless souvenirs" from the primordial world might complicate his dream of being a lazy couch potato. Immortal artifacts as house…