Primordial Panda: My Big Bro is the Taiji Diagram

Reborn as the world's first panda in the primordial chaos, I've got the ultimate connections—my big brother is the legendary Taiji Diagram itself! Under Lao Tzu's wing, I lounge on supreme treasures like they're furniture: the Taiji Diagram as my bed, Pangu Banner as my fan, and the Heaven-Earth Xuanhuang Pagoda as my mosquito net. Armed with wit, divine artifacts, and zero shame, I roam the primordial lands scamming saints, tricking demons, and meddling in cosmic affairs. Luohu? Fooled him. Hongjun? Sold him junk. Nuwa? Conned. Even Tongtian gets my advice on romance. In a world of cultivatio…