Professional Simp: No Love, Only Time Management

Everyone knows the golden rule: never fall for the people you're simping for. As a professional simp juggling multiple clients, our protagonist has mastered the art of time management and emotional detachment. But when the lines between performance and reality start to blur, can they keep their heart out of the game? A hilarious romantic comedy about fake devotion, real chaos, and the ultimate question—what happens when the simp becomes the simped?