Quick Transmigration: My Cheat System Wants Me Dead

What if your golden finger was actually cursed? Jiang Che thought transmigration would be a power fantasy—until he discovered his "cheats" are hilariously, catastrophically wrong for every world. A starving refugee paired with a pay-to-win gacha system. A 1970s farmer stuck with an idol training app. A righteous cultivator forced into cross-dressing missions. A shut-in with ghost trauma given a business empire to run. Each world brings a new mismatch so absurd even the Main God facepalms. This isn't about conquering worlds—it's about surviving your own supposed advantages. A comedic twist on q…