Quick Transmigration: My Host Is Impossible to Handle

When a system binds to a new host, it expects the usual script: save the pitiful villain, make him fall in love, then abandon him to trigger his descent into darkness. Return later for the classic chokehold confession and tearful reconciliation. Simple, right? Except this host refuses to follow any protocol. As worlds collide and mission parameters shatter, one system discovers that some protagonists are far too clever—and far too stubborn—to manipulate. A hilarious twist on quick transmigration where the real challenge isn't conquering male leads, but surviving your own uncooperative host.