As Li Youzhi returned to his dorm room and opened the laptop on his desk, the male students from the hallway all crowded in after him.
They had truly never seen anyone with this much guts!
Mind you, these past couple of years, the online feminists had been exceptionally fierce—the kind who could easily ruin someone's social life online over the slightest provocation!
These people either didn't work and spent all day playing on their phones, or they scrolled through Weibo even while on the clock. Not only were their worldviews completely distorted, but more importantly, they had endless amounts of time and energy to spare.
Given the current internet environment, it was dangerously easy to dig up a person's online footprint.
If you really ended up in the crosshairs of this group, unless you completely abandoned all social media platforms, you would be flamed and harassed no matter where you went.
Li Youzhi, however, wasn't afraid.
During the past few days of running odd jobs, having plenty of time to ponder things had led him to a realization.
His system actually thrived on attention.
Whether it was positive or negative attention, the more people who knew about him, the more Awe Points he could theoretically harvest.
It was the exact same logic as being in the entertainment industry; once a person became famous, haters were inevitable. Conversely, if a person had plenty of haters, it meant more exposure, which would naturally attract people who genuinely liked them.
Opening his computer, Li Youzhi quickly logged into his Weibo account.
Seeing the original owner's utterly mediocre username "Dream-Chasing Youth," Li Youzhi casually changed it to "Li Youzhi from Agricultural University, currently on a part-time diet."
Embracing the principle of standing tall under one's own name!
Seeing him pull such a daring stunt, even the students watching nearby were startled.
"Brother Zhi, Brother Zhi, shouldn't we use a burner account for this? Aren't you afraid these feminists are going to track you down in real life?"
*Pfft.*
Li Youzhi let out a scoffed laugh.
He thought to himself that they were giving these feminists way too much credit. If they had that kind of courage, would they still spend all day whining online?
Seeing that Li Youzhi didn't reply and went straight to opening the feminist topic forum, the students behind him twitched their mouths.
"Brother Zhi, how are you planning to handle this... Do you want us to register some new burner accounts to back you up?"
"No need, I can handle it myself."
Without even turning his head, Li Youzhi manipulated his mouse and scrolled through the topic forum.
You really had to hand it to them—the nickname "Weibo Toilet" wasn't given for nothing.
Just a casual scroll through the topic forum revealed posts with such warped worldviews that Li Youzhi couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth.
【I'm an only child and I want my baby to take my last name, but my husband disagrees. Sisters, what methods should I use to convince him to let the baby take my last name?】
Picking a post with fairly high engagement, Li Youzhi clicked right into it.
Seeing the feminists' hundreds of replies filled with advice, Li Youzhi let out a hum of amusement.
His hands flew across the keyboard, clacking away as he typed out a concise and punchy reply, and hit send!
Li Youzhi from Agricultural University, currently on a part-time diet: That's simple! Just follow the foreign custom of taking the husband's last name after marriage, and won't the child automatically share your last name?
*Ding!*
Awe Points received: 175 points!
"Pfft!"
"Holy crap, Brother Zhi is a beast!"
"6!"
Seeing Li Youzhi's reply, the few students standing behind him were instantly blown away.
That brain—it worked way too damn fast!
While the students behind him were still marveling at Li Youzhi's lightning-fast wits and top-tier sarcasm, Li Youzhi had already opened another trending post.
【My boyfriend of three years just bought a house, and the deed only has his name on it. Do you sisters think this is fair? I think at least both of our names should be on it!】
Li Youzhi from Agricultural University, currently on a part-time diet: Oh, my, you've only been dating for three years and you already want to carve up half of your future parents-in-law's life savings. If you date for six years, wouldn't you swallow your boyfriend whole? Such a scheming, broke woman. *He, tui!*
*Ding!*
Awe Points received: 199 points!
"Holy crap, Brother Zhi must have soaked his tongue in snake venom since he was a baby!"
"Unbelievable. If I were this feminist, I'd probably be coughing up blood from anger right now."
"Look, look, the poster replied! She's triggered, she's totally triggered, Hahaha!"
"Wait, what did Brother Zhi say? Can you guys in front step aside and give the rest of us a chance to pay our respects?"
"I got here first, why should I give you the best viewing spot? If you want to see, just follow Brother Zhi's account!"
The students who had just caught on immediately ran back to their own dorm rooms, pulled out their phones to follow Li Youzhi's Weibo, and began spreading the glorious news of Li Youzhi's counterattack against the feminist circle in their respective group chats.
As the people who couldn't squeeze into the front row dispersed, the overcrowded dorm room instantly regained some breathing room.
"Stop just standing there! Hurry up and get some drinks for Brother Zhi!"
"Where's the fan? Bring me my dashing folding fan so I can fan Brother Zhi!"
"Brother Zhi, your laptop screen is too small, I'm going to go haul my God of War rig over here!"
Hearing the commotion behind him, Li Youzhi waved a hand.
"No need. If you guys really want to help me out, come to this topic forum, find posts like these, and tag me in the replies. That'll be a lot more efficient."
"Holy crap, efficiency..."
Hearing Li Youzhi drop the word "efficiency," the students in the dorm room were genuinely won over.
What does it mean to be a badass? What does it mean to be a master?
While other people cared about the impact when chewing people out, Brother Zhi had already skipped that elementary stage and started caring about efficiency!
_(°ω°∠)_ *Kneels.*
Perhaps, this was what a true boss looked like...
*Ding!*
Awe Points received: 77 points!
"What are you standing around for? Didn't you hear what Brother Zhi said? Hurry up and find targets for Brother Zhi!"
Someone shouted, and the guys in the dorm instantly pulled out their phones, acting as battlefield reconnaissance planes to scout out targets for Li Youzhi.
Posts like this were simply too easy to find in the feminist topic forum.
Before long, someone shouted out loud.
"Brother Zhi, found one! I've already tagged you in the post!"
"Mm."
Noticing the notification, Li Youzhi descended directly upon the trending post.
【Today's blind date was utterly disgusting. Not only did the date fail, but he even wanted to go Dutch and asked me to transfer fifty bucks to him! Blocked him without hesitation.】
Recon Scout No. 2: @Li Youzhi from Agricultural University, currently on a part-time diet, Brother Zhi, right here!
Li Youzhi from Agricultural University, currently on a part-time diet: You're eating out with someone and can't even cough up fifty bucks? You really are a worthless beggar. Next, carry him away!
*Ding!*
Awe Points received: 266 points!
【Who gets this? The guys in my class are either wearing flashy pink or flashy purple, while the girls are all wearing black and white [vomit]】
Recon Scout No. 1: @Li Youzhi from Agricultural University, currently on a part-time diet
Li Youzhi from Agricultural University, currently on a part-time diet: In response to the poster, as long as the guys aren't wearing your skull, you have no right to police what they wear. Carry her away, next!
*Ding!*
Awe Points received: 331 points!
With Li Youzhi firing off one roasting comment after another, cheers echoed through the hallway.
At first, it was just the few dorms on Li Youzhi's floor.
Gradually, the dorm buildings upstairs and downstairs all began bursting into laughter and cheers.
After carrying away a dozen trending posts in a row and driving the feminists so crazy they were chasing after Li Youzhi to flame him, the entire dorm building erupted into laughter and cheers.
【I want to break up so bad, but after breaking up, nobody will give me allowance money anymore. What should I do, sisters?】
Li Youzhi from Agricultural University, currently on a part-time diet: Where are your parents? Don't you have hands and feet of your own? Looks like you're an orphan with neither parents, my condolences!
*Ding!*
Awe Points received: 712 points!
【Latest data shows the infidelity rate between men and women is 3:2. Women have it way too hard!】
Li Youzhi from Agricultural University, currently on a part-time diet: Traditional data shows: For men, the probability of a female partner's child not being biologically theirs is 100:0. Men don't have it easy either.
"Holy crap, awesome! That hits the spot!"
"I'm laughing my ass off, damn it. Brother Zhi, how do you come up with so many witty comebacks?"
"So damn satisfying! This is literally the scenario of me arguing with people in my dreams! [Wry Smile]"
"66666666666, I dub Brother Zhi the strongest on the surface of the earth!"
"Who dares say the human race has no Great Emperor? Brother Zhi... is a beast!"
*Ding!*
Awe Points received: 1325 points!
As Li Youzhi sent out his twentieth reply, screams of excitement and cheers swept through the entire dormitory area.
【User: Li Youzhi】
【Appearance: 35】
【Charisma: 30】
【Wealth: 3105 (Wallet) - 306 (Huabei)】
【Skills: High-Level Execution, Mid-Level Learning Ability, Russian Mastery】
【Awe Points: 5076 points】
Silently glancing over his system panel and seeing that in just this short while, over four thousand system Awe Points had rolled in, Li Youzhi took a deep breath.
Today, Brother Zhi was going to take on ten... hundred thousand of them!
These rewards—he was totally in love with them!