As Li Youzhi went on a wild rampage through the circle of goddesses, the little goddesses who were churning out frantic posts on the Agricultural University forum, confession walls, and Weibo finally noticed this sneaky, chaotic troll who was raiding their backyard!
"Sisters, get back to the topic circle! There's a nationalist troll making a mess in our house, it's so infuriating!"
"I'm speechless, isn't this guy that creep the sister from Ag Uni was talking about earlier?"
"Damn! It really is him! How can this person be so shameless? Look at the kind of things he's saying—we should have bombed his Douyin account even harder back then!"
"No, we can't let him keep messing around in the topic circle. Sisters, hurry back and blast this trash to smithereens!"
Faced with a troublemaker like Li Youzhi—someone who was always the one doing the bombing and had never been blown up himself—the goddesses suffered a complete mental breakdown.
Aside from a few bandwagon-jumping goddesses, the veteran goddesses in the topic circle redirected their battlefield back to the forum, frantically reporting every single one of Li Youzhi's replies and stacking up massive threads beneath his comments.
However...
Li Youzhi didn't care at all!
He had known from the very beginning that squaring off against this group of goddesses put him at an absolute numerical disadvantage.
Therefore, his goal for tonight was very clear: pure backstabbing, pure deception, and sneak attacks!
He wanted to cause as much chaos in the topic circle as possible to achieve his objective of driving these little goddesses crazy with anger.
If he got bogged down in a positional trench warfare over any single argument, there was no way he could compete with these goddesses whose worldviews were completely shattered.
So when he saw those goddesses frantically tagging him for a showdown, Li Youzhi completely ignored them.
He simply kept opening new battlefields, leaving the most infuriating comment possible in every bizarrely skewed trending post, and then rushed without a moment's pause to the next trending post, leaving behind swarms of enraged goddesses furiously generating hundreds of replies under his comments.
This hit-and-run tactic of never getting bogged down in prolonged combat while inflicting tons of damage on the targets had the students of Agricultural University watching the spectacle laughing their heads off.
In fact, it wasn't just the students at Agricultural University.
As the commotion Li Youzhi caused grew larger and larger, many netizens on Weibo also came to watch the show.
After seeing Li Youzhi's comments, the netizens went wild with amusement!
"Holy shit, I am dying of laughter tonight. So cathartic, just so damn cathartic!"
"To @Agricultural University Li Youzhi, part-time weight loss in progress—sir, please restrain your talent!"
"My dad asked me why I was kneeling while looking at my phone. I showed him Li Youzhi's comments, and now he's kneeling on my shoulders!"
"I am offering a high bounty for a medical answer: how can I transplant this guy's mouth right below my nose? As someone who has never won an argument in their life, I am green with envy!"
"Is this a matter of the mouth? This is a matter of the brain! I've been screenshotting all night, Brother Zhi drops golden sentences every single time. I've finally got material to deal with goddesses from now on!"
By this time, a full two hours had passed since Li Youzhi's surprise raid on the goddesses' circle.
Looking at the chaotic mess he had made of the topic circle's pages, along with the constant stream of review notifications for his comments from the backend, Li Youzhi figured it was about enough.
If he kept going, his account would probably be ruined.
It wasn't that he was attached to the account, but in these short two hours of his tossing and turning, his Weibo account—which originally only had a few bot followers—had suddenly gained over three thousand new followers!
On the other end, his classmates who had been acting as scouts had exhausted their efficiency after browsing through a massive number of trending posts and were now rubbing their eyes while clutching their phones.
Seeing the last message that tagged him, Li Youzhi clicked into it.
[Utterly repulsive! The women's restroom at a certain mountain scenic spot didn't have enough stalls, so girls were using the men's restroom, and male tourists just walked right in! Can't this society realize that the number of women's restrooms is severely inadequate? I really don't understand, when will women's basic right to use the restroom be taken seriously?]
Seeing this post, Li Youzhi shook his head slightly.
He had been flaming people all night, and no matter how strong his combat power was, he was genuinely tired.
He had seen too many shattered worldviews tonight, but when it all boiled down to it, behind every single one of those statements pointed to the same direction—these little goddesses simply wanted privileges that superseded everything else!
Now, seeing this final post, Li Youzhi paused in contemplation for a moment, then rapidly tapped out a few lines on his keyboard and sent them off:
"Every tourism peak season, similar incidents play out. Through numerous discussions and arguments, the core crux has long been pointed out. Because of women's physiological structure and bathroom habits, their average restroom usage time is higher than that of men, which is what causes this. In fact, this kind of strained restroom situation is not only encountered by women. In CBA arenas, long lines almost always form outside the men's restroom during halftime, but does that mean men can go use the women's restroom?
To solve a problem, one must view its essence objectively, rather than relying on making a fuss to make oneself appear justified. Men and women are not locked in a binary opposition; as human beings, we are a single whole, and both genders should treat each other equally. If you rely on lowering your own standards of civic conduct to fight for privileges, what you get in return will only be a collective drop in civic standards for another group and even more severe confrontation. Mutual respect between men and women, joining hands to overcome every social problem together, is the fundamental way to solve the problem!"
As Li Youzhi posted this final comment, the replies underneath instantly exploded!
"Holy shit, I spent the whole night watching Brother Zhi's crazy output with a silly grin and treating it like entertainment, but seeing this comment, I admit I was superficial."
"Damn, this single comment directly elevates Brother Zhi's actions tonight to the level of a philosopher!"
"666, purely based on this comment, hitting that follow button without hesitation. Now that's a correct worldview!"
"I call this comment the light of the women's restrooms in the goddess circle! As a female spectator just passing by, I firmly agree with this guy's point of view. This is what modern feminism's true demands ought to be!"
Bip!
Awe Points received, 3,667 points!
Hearing the system prompt beside his ear, Li Youzhi rubbed his sore cervical spine and closed his laptop.
[User: Li Youzhi]
[Appearance: 35]
[Temperament: 30]
[Financial Resources: 3,105 (Wallet) - 306 (Huabei)]
[Skills: High-Level Execution, Mid-Level Learning Ability, Russian Mastery]
[Awe Points: 9,136 points]
Quietly looking at the balance of over nine thousand Awe Points accumulated in the system, Li Youzhi stretched out in deep satisfaction.
"Brother Zhi, is it over?"
Seeing Li Youzhi close his computer, several classmates in the dorm whose eyes had gone bleary all stood up, feeling a momentary sense of loss.
Although they had spent the whole night acting as scouts, following Li Youzhi to completely turn the goddess circle upside down... that feeling was way more thrilling than playing video games!
"News flash! News flash!"
"Zhou Jingyao's dormitory building has been surrounded! Dozens of people went to her building demanding that this jerk drop out immediately. The academic affairs office stepped in and contacted Zhou Jingyao's parents—this bitch is probably going to have to suspend her studies!"
Just as everyone was reluctant to let this crazy night end, a loud shout echoed down the hallway.