Said We'd Slack Off and Game, You Blew Up Wall Street?

A gaming-obsessed NEET on the verge of getting kicked out? Think again—this is the awakening of a stock market legend! When his guild leader offers him a cushy job as a figurehead at a mysterious company, he jumps at the chance to game and get paid. Plot twist: his boss is a private equity titan, and suddenly he's thrust into the cutthroat world of high finance. Wall Street elites sneer at this clueless newbie who can't read a candlestick chart. Big mistake. He goes all-in on a trash ST stock—ten consecutive limit-ups shake the entire market. He shorts Bitcoin into oblivion, liquidating billio…