Salted Fish Asura: When the Eyepatch Falls, Reality Bends

Lu Chen just wanted to coast through life—until he woke up as a blind Asura warrior in the chaotic realm of Arad. While Apostles rampage and world-ending conspiracies unfold, this 32-year-old former office drone has zero interest in heroics. His plan? Lie low, slack off, and find a way home. But fate had other ideas: Lu Chen's cheat system maxes out anything that catches his eye. Flashy skill effects? Instantly mastered. Intricate seal patterns? Effortlessly broken. While others grind for decades, he ascends to godhood by simply admiring the scenery. Yet as he casually rewrites reality from hi…