My Sect Brothers Are All Simps, But I'm the Real Dog

Fengxi wakes up in a cultivation novel as a throwaway side character—with less than 24 hours to live. Her only shot at survival? Ditch the heroine's sect and crash the Xuantian Sect instead. Problem: her five new senior brothers are destined to become pathetic simps for the original female lead, each meeting a grisly end. But Fengxi isn't about to let fate win. Armed with shamelessness, quick thinking, and zero dignity, she out-simps them all to rewrite their doomed futures. When the eldest brother needs the heroine's blood to survive a deadly poison, Fengxi shoves a basin of dog blood in his…