Sixty Days to Live: I Became the Ultimate Ancestor

Sixty days left to live in a world of superheroes—what would you do? Play nice? Not Dick. With nothing to lose, he transforms into the most unhinged "Ancestor" figure imaginable, trolling gods and heroes alike. Moral blackmail? Sorry, he checked out of that game. Public opinion? Couldn't care less. Watch him force-feed Homelander milk, serve Deep Sea a "special" seafood platter, challenge Black Noir barehanded, and send Train on fried chicken runs. When Marvel's Thanos shows up, Dick's ready with a biology lecture the Mad Titan won't forget. No filter, no fear, no regrets—just sixty days of pu…