Sorry, I Can't Write the Word 'Lolicon

As a dignified lord, the Duke's son, and the King's most beloved nephew, what's wrong with doting on a few adorable little girls? They're innocent children under my protection—surely they haven't wronged anyone! What's that? They ate your food, trashed your house, beat up your kids, and shoved your head in a cesspool? *Cough* Well, they're just children! Why pick on them? If you have a problem, challenge me to a duel like a proper adult. Don't worry—I'm completely defenseless, can't use magic, and would fall to a single sword strike. And if I die? My Archmage mother definitely won't level your…