Reborn as Shen Gongbao: My Mission is Shipping Nezha and Ao Bing

What if you woke up as the infamous villain Shen Gongbao—and your only goal was playing matchmaker? Tasked with raising mythological legends Nezha and Ao Bing, our protagonist juggles pretending to be a model immortal candidate while secretly obsessing over when these kids will finally grow up so the real shipping can begin. With a snarky system, impossible enemies, and a "results over process" philosophy, this comedic reincarnation tale turns Chinese mythology upside down. Who knew being a divine schemer could be this exhausting?