Star Rail: I Treat You Like Sisters, But You All Want to Romance Me!?

What happens when the protagonist just wants peaceful sibling bonds, but every heroine has other plans? From climbing trees while laughing maniacally to dodging romantic advances at every turn, Xing Luo navigates a chaotic world where even the Imaginary Tree offers life advice: 'Stay away from women, kid—especially the dangerous ones!' But when a certain blond hero charges forward crying 'Kallen, I'm back,' and a mysterious single mother quietly opens a forbidden book, all bets are off. In this hilarious Honkai: Star Rail parody, friendship lines blur into romance whether our dense hero likes…