"Goshu Han, listen up, you scoundrels!
His Majesty has launched a personal expedition, leading a million formidable troops determined to root out you rebels completely.
If you know what's good for you, surrender the city and you can still save the lives of the soldiers under your command.
Should you persist in your delusion, the day the city falls shall be the day you meet your doom. Every soldier participating in this rebellion shall have their clan executed to the third degree! The rebel generals, to the ninth degree!" Standing beneath the walls of Fuyang, Li Guangbi put his hands on his hips and assumed an arrogant, bossy posture.
Up on the ramparts stood Si Ren, resting his hands on the battlements with a broad smile, looking as though he were watching a performance by circus clowns.
"Li Guangbi, you nag and whine like a woman, and you fight like one too.
In ancient times there was Hua Mulan taking her father's place in the army, and today we have you, Li Guangbi, disguising yourself as a man to help the Great Tang share its burdens and ease its worries.
Word of this gets out, and it's bound to become a legendary romance.
That reminds me, is the Great Tang completely out of men? They've even got a woman commanding troops?
Ah, that's right... After all, the Great Tang once had a female emperor, so another female general shouldn't come as any surprise."
Chapter 782