I Just Want to Slack Off, But My Fans Keep Making Me a Superstar

Armed with the "Reverse Overachiever" system, I became the entertainment industry's most shameless slacker. Top celebrities demand I carry their shoes on talent shows? I'll tie their laces to the camera equipment instead. Variety directors enforce brutal 4 AM training? I'll move into the studio with my pillow and blankets. Internet trolls tell me to quit showbiz? I'll livestream a tutorial on filing for unemployment. All I want is a peaceful, lazy life—but the system won't stop rewarding my antics. Then one day, I casually perform a long-lost ancient zither piece on camera. That night, the Int…